It is with an immense amount of excitement and an equal amount of sheer terror that I am announcing my next book will be out July 30, 2026!
Final Final Girl is the first book in a series I am calling The Best Books because I am cheeky and for a very good, technically accurate reason. The second book will be out this year as well.
The synopsis is as follows.
Magic always has a price. The Town of Swarga is paying in full.
For decades, the isolated Australian town of Swarga has thrived on a dark, unspoken secret. But when a mysterious, leather-bound tome finds its way into the hands of the town’s teenage daughters, the sins of the fathers are visited upon them in a wave of unimaginable carnage.
Enter the Paranormal Investigation Arm. Special Agent Gwenda Masen, sidelined by a degenerative eye condition that allows her to see the impossible in her periphery, and Agent Jordan Battist, an ex-commando haunted by his past, are sent to contain the bloodshed. With the reluctant help of Sandy Channip—the only survivor of an event from 30 years prior—the agents must find a way to reverse the spell and save the town before it disappears forever. But as the investigation continues, the agents realise the events in Swarga are being orchestrated by a supernatural force most people can’t even see, let alone stop.
Book one in The Best Books series.
It is available for preorder now on Amazon! Well, the ebook is. The print title will be available on July 30, alongside the ebook, but you can’t preorder it.
It was supposed to be available on the Kobo store for preorder as well, but apparently the Kobo team takes the first and third of July off for Canada Day? And during that time, the entire website has gone kaput? Which is aboot the funniest thing to delay my being able to link it that I can think of, eh.
It is also available to buy directly from this website! I have setup a shopping portal here directly, where I can sell to you. I used Patreon previously, but annoyingly I am not allowed to sell products for less than $5 on Patreon, and that is not the price I want to charge. As a result, I will be moving all of my products to this site for you to purchase them directly from me, and I will offer them at a new cheaper price (because I can!). For now though, Final Final Girl is below! (It says Buy Now but I haven’t uploaded the manuscript so that won’t work).
And finally, Final Final Girl will get an audiobook edition, read, once again, by me. And this time it will be available ALONGSIDE the rest of the other ways to enjoy the story.
Till the Heavens Burst had 22 preorders when it went live in 2024. That was with like 3 days notice. Can Final Final Girl beat that? We’ll find out!
I’d also like to point out—although if you follow my blog it should go without saying—no AI was used to write this story. I’d never use AI to write a story. To me, that’s like using a cake-eating machine to eat your cake.
This is just an announcement post, not a full blog post.
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